Show of hands if you have ever experienced the following:
- Had a hot flash at an inopportune time but instead of just going with it as a new experience you laugh confusing your lover. His confused look makes you giggle even more.
- Treated the local sheriff’s department with a tour of all your favorite naughty lingerie left strewn about your bed, while your floor was littered with fetish style footwear. Hopefully the sheriff just assumed you were a stripper rather than a hooker as he made the routine check of the house with your good friend after the burglar alarm company called her.
- Had to figure out how to get the skunk odor off your hands after you pet the dog once, thinking to yourself, “Oh my I smell skunk…” So you pet the dog again just to be sure she is the one wearing the skunk smell. Fortunately, you didn’t put your hands in your eyes.
Bonus points if this happened to you in the span of a single morning.
Oh but I love my silly life.