A quick three point poll

Show of hands if you have ever experienced the following:

 

  • Had a hot flash at an inopportune time but instead of just going with it as a new experience you laugh confusing your lover. His confused look makes you giggle even more.

 

  • Treated the local sheriff’s department with a tour of all your favorite naughty lingerie  left strewn about your bed, while your floor was littered with fetish style footwear. Hopefully the sheriff just assumed you were a stripper rather than a hooker as he made the routine check of the house with your good friend after the burglar alarm company called her.

 

  • Had to figure out how to get the skunk odor off your hands after you pet the dog once, thinking to yourself, “Oh my I smell skunk…” So you pet the dog again just to be sure she is the one wearing the skunk smell. Fortunately, you didn’t put your hands in your eyes.

 

Bonus points if this happened to you in the span of a single morning.

 

Oh but I love my silly life.

About Laura

When my nest emptied I moved from the big city to a little big town to tend to a ramshackle yellow house on the edge of town. These are my Yellow House Days.
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6 Responses to A quick three point poll

  1. Bad Betty says:

    A good day to feel so many emotions and still smile. Love reading your experiences and often times they make me laugh out loud.

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  2. elainelk says:

    I’ve definitely had dog-and-skunk experience. Not the other two, though!

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    • Laura says:

      I don’t recommend hot flashes with giggles unless your partner has a sense of humor. And if you have boudoir pictures done put your undies away once you’r home from the photo shoot.

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